Girl: oh, you have a nice
car
Guy: oh, you noticed, I'm flattered...
that
car was going 120 miles per hour vroom bitchh vrooom
which part of the
car is this... the break or the clutch?
Bob: you get any a** lately?
Mike: F**k yeah, ever since I got a job and a new
car the b**tches are lining up.
B**tch: Hey nice
car!
Mike: Back of the line Ho wait your turn.
When a motorist is within fifty yards of the goal, one shouts
car and the goal is removed until the
car passes. There's no need to shout 'game on as they do in Canada, where attention spans differ.
Thats the 10th girl I've slammed in my
car!
Dude! Where's my
car?
A people shell with four wheels.
People wear these devices to give themselves super human powers, and other desirable attributes. Most notable is the ability to travel long distances very quickly.
Other powers include metal-muscles. For instance when a skinny little puerto rican fucktard starts crying because you've slowed way below the speed limit to punish him for his tailgating, he can yell I'll fuck you up mother fucker and slam his dashboard without actually getting his teeth punched in.
Men's best companion. Often referred as My wife.
A
car = asian kryptonite!
A place where you can have sex.
you must have this and money in order to attract females.
Car (verb) : A shout of warning during a street hockey game. Mainly Eastern Massachusetts dialect.
something that goes, vrooooooom vroooooooooom=]